“UNSW has a really good location, like we have Coogee Beach and we have Maccas which is everything you need. Maccas is my religion.  But that bus line? I try to avoid that. 9am starts are a no-no for me. And, plus, one time, a bird shat on me so I now I’m like ‘oh my god, bird, do NOT shit on me’ every time they fly around.”